You guys, it's Valentines Day soon, and if you think it's a waste of time day that's created purely for commercial purposes, then, well, you're right, but also shut up because it's nice to take the time to feel loved every now and then.
So, what do you do for Valentines Day? You sing beautiful love ballads to your chosen lover, of course. You sing songs to make their soul swoon.
This week we have come up the Top 10 songs you should learn to sing to your sweetheart. WE GUARANTEE YOU WILL GET YOUR LOVE RETURNED TEN FOLD IF YOU DO THIS.
10: Barry White – My First, My Last, My Everything
Oh snap, if you bust out some sweet Barry White, you know what's going down. Just sit your partner down on a chair that you've positioned in the middle of the room, and then walk in sexy circles around them while crooning this gem into their ears.
9: Chris Isaak – Wicked Game
If you can somehow recreate this music video on Valentines Day, you are doing very very well my friend. Good luck sustaining those high notes.
8: Explosions In The Sky – Your Hand In Mind
This is an 8 minute instrumental song, so you could try and recreate the instruments with your mouth, or you could use that time to, you know, do something else...
7: R Kelly – Ignition (Remix)
There is no scenario in the world that this song doesn't make sexier. If in doubt, start singing this.
6: Taylor Swift – Love Story
Puppy love! This is the sweetest most saccharine song you could possibly sing. Grab an acoustic guitar and clumsily strum those C, Am, F, and G chords while watching your hands intently, ignoring the face of your beloved.
5: Sinead O'Conner – Nothing Compares 2 U
Just broke up? Want them back? Stalk them until they're alone and then sing them this with all your might. Maybe bring some rope in case they try to get away.
4: Elton John – Can You Feel The Love Tonight?
Fellas, chicks love Disney movies. And Ladies, dudes love Elton John. So this is just a win/win.
3: Busta Rhymes – Touch It
Romantic? No. But if you can rap like Busta Rhymes you will impress anyone ever. He's like an auctioneer on Speed. Touch it!
2: Joe Cocker – You Are So Beautiful
This is almost the best love song ever, because anybody can sound good singing it. Just gruff your voice up and go for it. Sounds good monotone, sounds good all over the place. It just sounds good.
1: Foreigner – I Want To Know What Love Is
Bam! This is the single greatest love song ever. And it is SO FUN TO SING. Try it, even if your by yourself this Valentines Day, it will still make you feel warm inside.
Happy Valentines Day! We love you!